I am regularly invited, by a personal email, to submit my biography for inclusion in the Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition, which recognizes--

"the world's most accomplished individuals....Inclusion is considered by many as the single highest mark of achievement."

This is not the regular edition for peons. This is the Honors Edition.

I say...WHAT?

How's this for my bio:

"Steve Dennie has spent 30 years working for a church organization that you've never heard of; if the name sounds familiar, you're confusing it with a different group. He has written and designed a lot of stuff, some of it halfway decent, but nothing worthy of the widespread acclaim which has, quite deservedly, eluded his anxious grasp. He is married to an exceptional wife whom he doesn't deserve, and is bossed around by two cats who tolerate his presence. He lives in a house that looks like lots of other houses, on a street in an obscure subdivision of an unheralded city in a state that doesn't matter. Being recognized by Princeton Premier gives his life meaning and validates his otherwise nondescript existence."

I would submit this, but they require an email address, and that's what I suspect this thing is all about--collecting email addresses. And, having gradiated from college, I are two smart to fall fer that'n.