This really made me laugh. It's from my brother Rick's blog, Rick's (not so) Deep Thoughts, and it concerns his young son, Cameron.

I was home alone with Cameron the other night and Dorene called. When I hung up the phone, Cameron asked me who it was. I said, "It was the Pink Panther." Cameron said, "He's not real, who was it?" I said, "It was the American Dragon" (a cartoon Cameron likes). Again, Cameron said, "He's not real, who were you talking to?" I then said, "The Easter Bunny," to which Cameron replied, "He's real, but you weren't talking to him."